Heard the joke abut the guy who went to a football match in Liverpool. Near the ground a young lad asked if he could look after the guy's car. The driver said no as he had a dog inside, the reply was Can your dog put out fires Mister.
How about the comedians favourite. Don't drive to Liverpool and park your car Why was the reply because they will rob your hubcaps.
Liverpool has been the target of comedians up and down the UK for man years and it still goes on today.
Well here is one from me, well a picture actually. I hope you like it.